Personality Test Frenzy
I won’t even try to deny it. I am the biggest personality tests junkie alive!! I could sit in front of my trusty lil’ laptop the entire afternoon going through one test after another. Nothing proves to be this fun when you had all the time in the world at your expense. Hmm, unemployment was not that bad after all. 
Besides, one needs to know one’s personality well enough before one can attend any job interviews without a glitch, right?
Even so, some tests that I’ve done before were complete boll**cks and the results returned were total gibberish. But still, I took the test anyway. Goosh, am I a chump or am I a chump?! (told ya am a junkie… hehe)
Anyway, I’ve just discovered the most fun personality website (in my book) from Agnes this afternoon. It all started with the whole extrovert/introvert debate. Determined to prove that I am an introvert (as I’ve always thought so); since nobody willing to believe me I took the test.
***Are You Extrovert or Introvert?***
You are 90% Extrovert and 10% Introvert (What?!, 90% extrovert?! I’m not an introvert?? But I am, I really am!! Don’t you think?)
You are as outgoing as they come (As they come? They? Who? Hmmm… ok, I’m outgoing when I want to. I’m a selective outgoing person to be exact)
The life of the party, you’re friends with everyone (no comment, but what if I don’t party that much, what if I don’t like a handful of people…friends with everyone is questionable)
You are a people person, and you are quite the entertainer (Yeeeeaaah, finally something about the real me. People person, I am a people person!! Hehehe… *mentally blocking the bit about entertainer* nonsense, I am not a clown or monkey, ok!)
You love being around a crowd and acting spontaneously (Not too sure about being around crowds… I don’t think I like crowds… especially if the crowds stink, I’d rather be home alone. But maybe I’m sponteneous :D)
Okay, maybe I am an extrovert but there must be a little introvert in me (yeah, 10%…) Next please…
I must warn your if you have slightly vivid or for that matter, perverted imagination, I strongly recommend you to skip this portion and go straight to next paragraph. If somehow you insist that you do not have a corrupted mind, read on at your own risk. And please, after reading it, save the comment for yourself.
***What Your Underwear Says About You?***
You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. (Every girl likes that, right?)
Let’s hope you’re a chick. (Hahahah, please don’t tell me there are curious guys out there doing this test?!)
You’re sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way. (Allllllright… But hang on, pinup girl, like the one on Tiger Beer ads?!?! Please tell me it is not! I am pretty sure they mean LV/Gucci/Prada that sort of pinup girl. I am sure…)
Oh man, I couldn’t stop taking the tests. Not when they were flashing themselves in front of my eyes and screaming, ‘Try me please!’ How can I refuse such invitation?
***How Weird Are You?***
You Are 30% Weird (You mean eccentric?)
Not enough to scare other people… (Of coz, why would I wanna scare anyone?)
But sometimes you scare yourself (Maybe… Hehehe)
***What’s Your Hidden Talent?***
Your Hidden Talent:
Your natural talent is interpersonal relationships and dealing with people. (People person, remember? :D)
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together. (Maybe I should put that talent into good use…)
Your calming presense helps everything go more smoothly. (Calming presense? Since when? You think it’s the yoga?)
People crave your praise and complements. (Really? Who? Never mind, shall praise and complement more then. Hehehe)
If you think what you’ve read so far is looney and does not make any sense to you at all (but it does make sense to me!), what you are about to read, I can’t even describe it… read it yourselves…
***Who Were You In a Past Life?***
In a Past Life… You Were: A diseased Undertaker (What the heck?!! A diseased undertaker?!?! This is utterly absurb! Other similiar tests say I was a scholar or something else, definitely not an undertaker! I am freaking out!)
Where You Lived: New Zealand (I thought I was a Parisan or a Roman…)
How You Died: Suicide (I’m not surprised… either I scared myself to death while working (yea, as an undertaker) or commited suicide)
No offence to all the undertakers in the world… I’m just slightly disturbed at that whole past life idea…. I need something less creepy now!!
***The World’s Shortest Personality Test*** (It’s really short! All I did was to pick a picture that I like at the moment - 3pm in the office… sshhhhh…)
Your personality profile:
You’re sexy, powerful and bold. (No comment…)
You’re full of passion and energy… (Oh hell yeah!)
Sometimes this passion has a dark side. (What?! Dark Side?! I don’t have any dark side!)
You feel most alive when you’re seducing someone. (Gooosh, seducing?!)
You never fail to get someone’s attention. (Errr….)
Quick minded, you’re also quick to lose your temper! (I know…)
I didn’t like the bit about dark side and seducing! So I picked another picture I liked at ermm 3.05pm.
Your personality profile:
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. (I like the sound of this!)
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve and puzzle. (Cool!)
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. (Huh??)
For you, comfort and calm are very important.(Of coz, who doesn’t like that?)
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. (Yea, I thrive on my own ‘especially’ under pressure I don’t think I shrug off affection. I love affection but affection from the right person)
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. (Really?! How come I didn’t know that?!)
I think I have dual-personality. Hmmm, that sounds rather cool to me 
***What Does Your Birth Date Mean?***
Your Birth Date: December 1:
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talens haven’t been developed yet. (I sure hope so!)
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. (Uh hmmm…)
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. (I shall think so…)
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. (I hate details…)
Your strength: Your supreme genius (I didn’t say that… hehehe… I’m a genius :P)
Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity (Oh really??)
Your power colour: Gold (I thought it’s pink?!)
Your power month: January
***What Kind of Temperament Do You Have?***
You Have a Choleric Temperament (it means, easily angered, bad-tempered)
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. (Uh hmm, I am :))
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. (Yup yup, that’s me!)
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. (Can you blame me for that?)
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. (I am an intellectual person… what can I say? :P)
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. (Oh yeeeea….)
You’re an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. (I like this the most… intoxicating power I have… Wow…)
At your worst (but I’m not always at my worst), you are narcissist (it simply means egocentric). Full of yourself (that’s what all vainpots have in common, anyway) and even proud of your faults. (Of coz I’m not proud of my faults! Stupid…)
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. (I know! Working on it…)
A bit of a misanthrope (big word but it means, someone who hates or mistrusts any humankid), you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior (This is completely not true! I am compassionate, ok! I love humankind… Okaaay, maybe I do think some, I say SOME people are indeed ignorant. That explains the ‘A bit’ part I guess)
***What Are the Keys To Your Heart?*** (Tell me about it, I wanna know too)
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. (Uh hmm, he better not leave me even when I’m at my worst behaviour, misanthrope, remember?)
You’d like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. (Because I am)
You’d be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. (Yea and also rude people)
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything… no secrets. (I’d love that)
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. (and I’m afriad of commitment)
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afriad of marriage. (yea, at this moment. Told ya I’m afriad of commitment)
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. (Totally!)
These personality tests are fun, aren’t they?! Go try ‘em out yourself at
http://www.blogthings.com/quizzes/
The results of these tests of course can’t be taken too seriously and it shouldn’t affect how you going to live your life. But to me, if some good things the results say about you motive you to reach for something better, why not just believe it? At the end of the day, it’s you who dictate what you want and how you want things to be.
Taking personality tests is something I allow myself to indulge in. But I prefer to also take it as a mirror which more of less reflects our characters (the good, the bad and the evil).
August 26th, 2006 at 10:32 am
omg… i actually spent time reading your whole junk of personality test crapzz…geeeez….
August 28th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
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By the way, don’t you just love my display pics too? *winkzzz* <— this is wink specially dedicated to you!!